They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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