i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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