Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Semen is not good for contacts.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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