How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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