If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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