Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I had to cum in my sink.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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