I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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