in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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