better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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