We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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