Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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