I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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