what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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