That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
not ubering you a puppy
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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