After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I wish you could order shots online.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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