Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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