Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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