My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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