I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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