He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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