She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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