Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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