I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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