like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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