is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I bet he comes in French.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
