i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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