I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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