It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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