your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
