Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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