You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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