my vag is so smooth its legendary
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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