Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Less talking, more tequila
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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