Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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