I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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