After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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