I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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