I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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