these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
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