Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
