I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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