god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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