wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I think I just sharted jello shots
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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