I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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