I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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