CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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