Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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