i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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