Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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