living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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