butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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